哪里 你在哪里看到它 MAN:Where? Where did you see it?
这边吗 它跑进去了 在里面吗 This way? Did it go in here? In here?
啊 真在这里 Ah, there it is.
谁关门 门归谁 Who closes the door, keeps the door.
不 你不能这么做 No... You can't do this.
不 - No!
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什么 不 MAN: What? No...
不不不 No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
不 不 No, no...
哦 该死的闹钟 Oh, bloody alarm!
不 No!
内维尔 Neville!
逗我吗 Kidding me!
谢谢你 MAN: Thank you.
什么啊 What the...?
噢 Oh!
借过 抱歉 Excuse me. Sorry.
抱歉 Sorry.
不好意思 各位 借过下 Sorry, guys. Excuse me.
抱歉 你好 这个是应聘者排的队吗 Sorry. Hi. Is this the line for applicants?
-去排队 -哦 谢谢 - Join the queue. - Oh, thank you.
不好意思 打扰了 你是来应聘咖啡馆店员的吗 Excuse me. Sorry. Are you here for the barista job?
保罗 保罗·卡朋特 MAN: Paul? Paul Carpenter?
真的是你 It is you!
我还以为不是你呢 Thought it wasn't you for a minute.
在这里喊一个陌生人 Here's me calling out to a stranger.
蒙蒂·史密斯·格雷格 Monty Smith-Gregg.
你别说你不记得我了 Don't you dare tell me you don't remember me.
-额 -你是记得 还是不记得 - Um... - You don't? Or you do?
你这滑稽的表情我看不出来 I can't tell with that funny face of yours.
你在班上也一直是这种表情 You always had that look in class.
我教的18世纪伦理学和音乐史 I taught 18th-century Ethics and History of Music.
-在国王学院 -哦 我没上过国王学院 - At King's. - Oh, I didn't go to King's.
还有其他学校 And other campuses.
我当时留着长发和胡子 I had long hair and a beard.
你经常坐内维尔旁边 You used to sit next to Neville.
-对 -有趣的内维尔 - Yes... - Funny Neville.
总是膝盖发软 With his weak knees.
另外 我还教过你足球 健忘先生 Plus, I coached you in football, Mr Forgetty!
这真是太巧了 This is such a coincidence!
你还留着那件衬衫吗 那件印着…… You still got that shirt? The one with the, uh...
额 印着什么来着 我该走了 Oh, what did it say? I should go.
-你的兄弟还好吗 -我没有兄弟 - How's your brother? - I don't have a brother.
不管怎样 得赶紧走了 我和你一样有面试 Anyway, must dash. I have an interview, just like you.
又一个巧合 Another coincidence!
-再见 -再见 - Bye! - Bye.
蒙蒂 Monty?
噢 Oh...
噢 好吧 Oh, great...
嘿 Hey!
等等 Wait!
停下 拦住那条狗 嘿 Stop! Stop that dog! Hey!
有人吗 Hello?
伦敦中心组织 MAN: (ON TV) ..Central London organisation...
有着世界最佳的实践 MAN: (ON TV) With world's best practice...
打扰一下 请问你是来面试工作的吗 Excuse me, but are you here for the job interview?
那门上写着“应聘” 可是…… It says 'applicants' on the door, but...
这里不太像面试的地方 ...this is an odd place for a job interview.
我本来要去咖啡馆面试的 I was actually supposed to have an interview at a cafe,
会稍微有趣一些 which is interesting... mildly.
你知道他们这儿是做什么的吗 D-do you know what they do here?
-或者是什么职位…… -抱歉 Or what position...? WOMAN: I'm sorry.
是我做了什么 让你想和我说话吗 Is there something I'm doing to make you want to talk to me?
-你说什么 -我真的需要集中精力 - Pardon? - I really need to focus.
抱歉 Sorry.
哦 当然 你应该集中精力 Oh, of course. Yeah. You should focus.
哦 你在看电视 Oh, you... you're watching.
也许我也应该看看 Maybe I...I should just watch too.
我们一直都在这里 MAN (ON TV): We've always been there...
也将一直在这里 ...and always will.
成为JW威尔斯公司的新成员 Life at JW Wells as a new recruit
生活永远不无聊 is never dull.
正相反 On the contrary,
这里的工作可能要求很高 而且经常要面对面 the jobs can be demanding and often confronting.
我们可能不会宣传我们的服务 We may not advertise our services
不在屋顶上呼喊我们的名字 and shout our name from the rooftops,
那是因为我们并不需要如此 but that is because we do not need to.
我们早已名声远扬 Our reputation is already well established,
所以我们酒香不怕巷子深 which is why we can hide in the shadows
只等生意找上门 waiting for business to come to us.
现在你已经知道JW威尔斯公司的 Now you know a bit about what we do here
一些基本情况 at JW Wells and Company,
我们期待你的加入 we hope you will join our team.
不 亲爱的 你很出色 No, you were... you were outstanding, my dear.
威尔斯先生对你印象深刻 Mr Wells was very impressed.
-我们都看好你 -那样我就放心了 - We all were. - That's a relief.
他是我心目中的英雄 你知道的 He's a personal hero of mine, you know.
是的 Yes.
哦 祝你们好运 玩的开心就行 Oh, good luck! Just have fun with it.
其他面试者都太过拘谨了 These other interviews are just formalities.
这份工作非你莫属 The job is all but yours.
保罗·卡朋特 Paul Carpenter!
什么 我 What...? M-me?
他怎么知道我的名字 How does he know my name?
快点 MAN: Chop-chop!
所以你们是做什么的 So, what is it you do here?
我们尽我们所能 We do what we can.
好吧 Right.
威尔斯先生 董事会的女士们先生们 Mr Wells, ladies and gentlemen of the board,
这位是保罗·卡朋特 this is Paul Carpenter.
很高兴你找到了我们 Well, I'm glad you found us.
这道侧门不容易发现 不过…… The side entrance is a bit tricky, but...
很抱歉 大厅正在装修 Apologies about the lobby being renovated.
这一切都是为了迎接我们大公司的“新曙光” It's all to align with the 'new dawn' of our great company.
你也会成为新曙光的一部分 You will be part of that new dawn too.
-我会吗 -好吧 你也许会 - I will be? - Well, you could be.
这完全取决于接下来的两分钟 It all rather depends on the next two minutes,
你说呢 wouldn't you say?
-对 -要不你给我们 - Right. - Why don't you tell us
介绍一下你自己吧 保罗 something about yourself, Paul?
啊 其实也没有太多可以说的 Ah... there's not much to tell, really.
我有四个中等教育证书和两门高级水平考试 I've got four GCSEs and two A-Levels.
我目前处于待业状态 I'm currently between employment.
单身 Single.
我和朋友内维尔住在一起 I live with a friend, Neville,
他已经两个月没付房租了 who hasn't paid rent for 2 months,
但我们不要责怪他 but let's not hold that against him,
即使我们会因此被赶出门 除非我得到这份工作 even though it means we'll be evicted unless I get this job.
好吧 一份工作 我得到这份工作的可能性极小 Well, a job. It's highly unlikely that I get this job.
尤其是我如果继续说话 Especially if I keep talking.
但我想继续说 不管结果如何 这似乎很有趣 But I'd like it. Whatever it is, it seems... interesting.
无论如何 是的 这就是我 Anyway, yeah, that's... me.
你为什么认为自己适合这个职位 And what makes you think you'd be suited to this position?
我不知道 I dunno.
那你为什么来申请 Well, what made you apply?
其实是碰巧 Uh, coincidence, really.
继续说 Go on.
我的闹钟没响 我的裤子有污点 Well, my alarm didn't go off. My trousers had a stain.
还有我的鞋带断了两次 And my shoelace broke - twice.
有条狗抢了我的围巾 烤面包机爆炸了 A dog stole my scarf. The toaster blew up.
我碰到一个在大学教过我的人 I ran into someone who taught me at university
虽然我完全不记得他 although I don't remember him at all.
然后我追那条狗 接着就到这儿了 And then I chased the dog, and here I am.
-有什么爱好吗 -什么 - Any hobbies? - Pardon?
你在空闲时间会做什么 What do you do in your spare time?
我所有的时间都是空闲的 Well, all my time is spare...
-真的 -啊 - ...really. - Ah.
但我以前画过模范士兵 But I used to paint model soldiers.
-哪个时期的 -中世纪 - WOMAN: Which period? - Medieval.
我也画过那些幻想的角色 I also did those fantasy ones.
-巨魔和地精 -地精 - Trolls and goblins. - Goblins?
我试过画拿破仑 不过太复杂了 I tried Napoleonic, but they were too fiddly.
我知道了 I see.
我现在没怎么画了 I don't do that so much now.
你最欣赏契诃夫作品的哪一点 And what do you most admire about the works of Chekhov?
额 我不知道 Ah... I dunno.
他说“航线已设定 舰长”的方式 The way he says "Course laid in, Captain"
非常酷 is pretty cool.
但大多数情况下 他不会做太多事 But mostly he doesn't get to do much.
契诃夫 那位剧作家 Chekhov, the playwright.
《星际迷航》 Star Trek.
懂外语吗 Any languages?
学校里学过法语和德语 不过…… Uh, French and German at school, but...
我现在忘得一干二净了 ...I can't really remember any of it now.
抱歉 Sorry?
卡西米尔在问你的社交生活 南瓜头 Casimir is asking you about your social life, pumpkin.
你说什么 Pardon?
你在看什么 卡朋特先生 What are you looking at, Mr Carpenter?
哦 对不起 没什么 Oh, sorry. Uh, it's nothing. It's...
你好像心不在焉 You seem distracted.
只是这些墙纸 It's just the wallpaper.
那些裂缝是伦敦的地图 The cracks are a map of London.
地铁 The Tube.
还有M25公路 And there's the M25.
那里是海德公园 There's Hyde Park.
你一旦看见 就无法视而不见 As soon as you see it, you can't unsee it.
就好像魔眼那种东西 It's like one of those Magic Eye things.
好吧 这真是一次让人记不住的经历 Well, this has been a truly forgettable experience.
我送你出去好吗 卡朋特先生 Shall I see you out, Mr Carpenter?
-好的 抱歉了 -好的 走吧 - That's OK... Sorry. - Yes, I shall. Come on.
感谢大家的会见 Well, thanks for meeting you all.
额 很高兴见到你们 Um, good to... I mean, to meet you.
我们听见了 谢谢你 MAN: We heard it. Thank you.
你 You...
别动 Stay...
别动 Stay.
还好吗 Alright?
哦 亲爱的 Oh, dear.
这镇上的人要怎么才能找到工作呢 How is anyone supposed to get a job in this town?
你应该出国 做个文学家 You should just go abroad. You know, be a man of letters.
保罗·卡朋特 文艺复兴之士 Paul Carpenter - renaissance man.
文艺复兴之士的名下资产通常都超过5英镑 Renaissance men usually have more than £5 to their name.
那里有美女吗 Any ladies there?
没有 No.
骗人 快说 Liar. Spill.
内维尔 PAUL: Neville?
-嗯 -怎么回事 - Hmm? - What's going on?
对 沙发没了 Yeah, the couch is gone.
是的 我注意到了 Yes, I noticed that.
我在搬家 I'm moving home.
-什么 现在吗 -对不起 我只是…… - What?! Like, right now? - I'm sorry. I just...
你觉不觉得自己不适合这种 Just, do you ever feel like you're not meant for
工作 租房 账单 公交 this kind of, you know, work, rent, bills, bus,
地铁 账单 工作 租房的模式化生活 Tube, bills, work, rent kind of life?
当然了 我们都…… Yes, of course, we all do...
我昨晚顿悟了 心想 内维尔 I had this epiphany last night, I thought, "Neville,
你为什么要当这种体制的奴隶 "why are you being a slave to the system?
回家吧 返回校园 "You know, go home, go back to university,
不要再离开了 "just... never leave again."
-没错 -你知道吗 PAUL: Right. NEVILLE: And you know what?
我一说出来 就能感到自由 As soon as I said it, I just felt... free.
哇哦 我真为你感到高兴 PAUL: Wow. I'm really happy for you.
-但是我该何去何从 -我们都是独立的个体 But where does that leave me? NEVILLE: We're all individuals.
你可以自由做出自己的选择 You are free to make your own choices.
你忽略掉我没有工作 PAUL: Ignoring the fact I don't have a job
父母也搬到佛罗里达的事实 and my parents have moved to Florida.
-我真是不敢相信 -我知道 我也会想你的 - I can't believe this! - I know, I'll miss you too.
不 我该怎么毫无准备地找到其他人 No! How do I find someone with zero notice?
我会付下周的房租 NEVILLE: I'll pay for next week.
-你已经欠了两个月了 -也许你可以…… - PAUL: You're two months behind. - Maybe you'll get...
JW威尔斯公司 "JW Wells and Co"?
这是我面试的地方 That's where my interview was.
但我没有给他们这个地址 But I didn't give them this address.
亲爱的卡朋特先生 "Dear Mr Carpenter,
感谢您今早九点四十三时的出色面试 "Thank you for your smashing interview at 9:43am today.
过程相当精彩 我们全体表示印象深刻 "It was a real highlight and we were unanimously impressed.
因此我们激动地 "We are therefore thrilled
为您提供带薪实习生一职 "to offer you the position of Paid Intern.
若您明早九点整能前来报道 "It would be most agreeable if you could make yourself
我们将欣慰至极 "available for work from tomorrow, 9am sharp.
请从圣玛丽街70号的正门进入 "Please enter through the main entrance at 70 St Mary..."
天啊 Bloody hell.
我有工作了 I got a job!
你看吧 皇天不负有心人 You see? All works out in the end.
我有工作了 I got a job!
谢谢你 PAUL: Thank you.
罗登先生 Mr Roden!
麻烦出示推荐信 Referral, please.
呃 Ew.
1409号房 Suite 1409.
有事吗 需要帮忙坐下吗 What's the matter? Need help sitting?
哦 我不是…… Oh, I'm... I'm not...
啊 Ah!
嗯 Hm?
罗茜 我们的新大厅怎么样 Well, Rosie, what do we think of the new lobby?
哦 威尔斯先生 Oh, Mr Wells,
我本以为会很高兴 I was expecting to be pleased,
但今早我第一眼看到的时候 but this morning, when I saw it for the first time,
我对工作又充满了新的热情 my heart burst with a new passion for my work.
我不知道你是不是说的真心话 I can't tell if you're being serious.
对于新大厅 我再真心不过了 I couldn't be more serious... about the new lobby.
-卡朋特 -嗨 - Carpenter! - Hi.
-我看你穿上了西服 -嗯 - Wearing a suit, I see. - Mm.
很不错 有所努力 加分 Very nice. Making an effort - tick.
尝试做自己 加大分 Trying to be yourself - bigger tick.
我们就是一个愉快的大家庭 对吗 罗茜 We're all a big happy family here, aren't we, Rosie?
-对吗 -一个愉快的大家庭 - Yes? - One big happy family.
我们要一起翻山越岭 保罗 We're going to tear through mountains together... Paul?
保罗 好的 Paul. Ah, OK.
我乐意翻山越岭 Well, I love to tear... mountains.
保罗·卡朋特 Paul Carpenter.
这是你最后一次改变主意的机会 Last chance to change your mind.
坦纳先生 新的实习生来报道了 Mr Tanner, the new intern's here.
不 她早就到位了 妈妈 TANNER: No, she's here already, Mum.
额 我是说罗茜 Uh, I mean 'Rosie'.
他们在蜂拥而至 Well, they're coming in thick and fast
因为还有一位实习生正一脸懵逼地 'cause there's another one here with a clueless look
等在这儿 on his face.
我想你不能告诉我 I don't suppose you could fill me in
这家公司的实际业务是什么吧 on what this company actually does?
卡朋特 TANNER: Carpenter...
我还希望你已经死了 I was hoping that you'd died.
跟我来 Well, follow me.
-快点 -丹尼斯 - Chop-chop! - Dennis!
衬衫 Shirt.
哦 好的 Oh, yes...
来吧 快点 赶快 Come on. Hurry up! Come on!
我的天 For God's sake...
不行 此路不通 No, not that way...
为什么…… Why is the...?
这些都应该在圣诞节前完工的 Ah, all this was meant to be done by Christmas!
圣诞节前 By Christmas!
现在 实习生只能向我报告 清楚了吗 Now... interns report to me, and me only. Is that clear?
好的 明白 OK. Yes.
“是 坦纳先生” "Yes, Mr Tanner."
JW威尔斯企业是一家备受尊敬的公司 Now, JW Wells is a highly respected firm.
哦豁 Oops!
我们对员工的期望都是卓越非凡 And we expect nothing less than excellence from our employees.
-清楚了吗 -当然 - Is that clear? - Of course.
“当然 坦纳先生” "Of course, Mr Tanner."
作为回报 你将有机会 Now, in return, you will be working
为史上最具创新力的公司效力 for the most innovative company in history.
呀 Hup!
别慌 Don't panic.
安全 无人受伤 All clear, no harm done.
跟我来 小伙子 With me, boy.
现在仔细听着 DENNIS: Now listen very carefully,
因为你们都需要知道 'cause really all you need to know,
几个世纪以来 我们杰出的公司 JW... for centuries, our distinguished firm, JW...
哦 谢谢 谢谢 Oh, thank you, thank you.
我们杰出的公司 JW威尔斯企业 Our distinguished firm, JW Wells,
一直为我们的客户 has performed a plethora
提供着过多的宝贵服务 包括…… of invaluable services for our clients, including...
我没听清楚 - I didn't quite hear...
……时间上的停顿或前进 ...temporal pausation or advancement
当然还有我们的招牌服务 也就是制造巧合 and, of course, our signature dish, which is coincidensation.
我们还从未有过不满意的客户 Now, we have never had an unhappy client.
过来 - Come on!
我们相信公司将保持这种状态 DENNIS: And we trust it will remain that way.
如果你决定留下 那就早上九点到 If you decide to stay, you arrive at 0900,
一点吃午餐 三点喝下午茶 lunch is at 1300, tea 1500,
五点下班 and pens down at 5 o'clock.
我不管你有多糟糕 And I don't care how much of a suckhole you are,
你永远不要在下班后留下来 you never, ever stay after hours.
-清楚了吗 -是的 - Is that clear? - Yes.
-坦纳先生 -谢谢 - Mr Tanner. - Thank you.
你看起来像是那种有电脑的人 You look like the sort of chap who owns a computer.
不准带来工作 Do not bring it to work.
赶快 - Hurry along!
它们在这房子里发挥不了作用 They do not function within these four walls,
更重要的是 它们太普通了 and what is more, they're common.
-有什么问题吗 -我只是没有听清…… - Any questions? - I just didn't quite hear...
没有问题 很好 No questions. Good.
你可能会因在此工作而感到兴奋 You may be excited about working here -
那将是个错误 that would be a mistake.
你是最底层的员工 卡朋特先生 You are the lowest of the low, Mr Carpenter.
我想不出比这更低的了 I can't think of anything lower.
甚至我们脚下走过的 Even the tiniest mites
这块脏地毯上的最小的螨虫 that inhabit this grotty carpet upon which we walk
也比你重要 are more important than you.
就像这些螨虫 And, like the mites,
你被人看见的越少 你就能待的越久 the less you are seen, the longer you will last.
好的 Right.
好的 坦纳先生 "Right, Mr Tanner!"
坦纳先生 Mr Tanner.
现在你要和今天来的 Now... you'll be sharing
另外一个无足轻重的新角色 with the other new blob of insignificance
共享办公室 that arrived today.
哦 什么新角色 Oh. What other blob?
就是这位 This one.
苏菲·佩廷格尔 Sophie Pettingel.
她设法准时到达了这里 She managed to get here on time.
在这等着 也许有人会找事情给你们做 Well, wait here. Maybe someone will find you something to do.
哦 你为何不把你上一个女朋友的事告诉苏菲 Oh! Why don't you tell Sophie about your last girlfriend?
哦 对了 你是母胎单身 Oh, that's right - you've never had one.
顺便说一句 那不是真的 That's not true, by the way.
我有过…… I have had...
我们没以男女朋友相称过 We never called each other boyfriend and girlfriend...
那杯咖啡的味道让我想吐 The smell of coffee makes me sick.
什么 哦 抱歉 The what? Oh. Sorry.
啊 好烫 Ah... Oh, that's hot. Very...
啊 Ah...
看来我们要做同样的工作 Looks like we're up for the same job.
嗯 Hm.
其实我很肯定他们搞错了 I'm pretty sure they've made a mistake, actually.
一切都取决于他们在寻找什么 All depends on what they were looking for.
如果是要不善表达 容易紧张 If it was inarticulate, nervous gits
缺乏天赋或主动性的人 with little talent or initiative,
那他们是捡到宝了 they've struck gold.
我是说我 With me... I mean.
不是说你 你很明显是个天赋异禀的人才 Not you. You're obviously talented and... not a git.
你知道他们是做什么的吗 Do you have any idea what they do here?
那些打字员是干什么的 What was all those typists?
还有那个大地图…… And the big map with the...?
街对面有一家不错的酒吧 挺棒的 There's a nice pub across the street, which is good.
这很重要吧 喝几杯庆祝下班 It's important, isn't it? To have after-work drinks.
或庆祝实现目标 或庆祝销售达成 Or hitting-target drinks. Or sales drinks.
或为喝酒而喝酒 Or, like... drink drinks.
我父亲每天下班后经常去酒吧 My dad used to go to the pub after work every day.
我母亲也一样 为回报喝酒 So did my mum, actually. 'Debeef' drinks.
为汇报渴酒 喝酒 Debrief 'dinks'. Drinks.
为汇报喝酒 Debrief drinks.
在这份工作之前 你在哪里工作过吗 Did you work anywhere before this job?
这算哪门子问题 Um, what kind of question is that?
哦 我只是好奇是否所有的办公室工作都这样 Oh, uh, I was just wondering if all office jobs are like this.
你就这样坐着 等着别人发号施令 You know, you sort of sit and wait to be told.
或许你可以告诉我一些工作经验 Or maybe you could fill me in on some work practices.
比如说什么时候去…… You know, like when to...
去酒吧 Go to the pub?
啥 不是 What? No.
额 除非你想去 Um... unless you want to.
当然 不是以不恰当的方式去 But-but not in an inappropriate way, of course.
如果有办法去的话 If there's a way to do it... if...
因为我不能问 也不想问 'Cause, I mean, I can't, and don't want to, by the way, ask.
而你也不想被问 And neither do you want to be asked,
或者好点的情况 你问我 or ask me, which is good.
我们有这方面的软件 We've got apps for that.
我当然不会在我的软件上找你 And I'm certainly not gonna look for you on my app.
-我觉得你应该闭嘴了 -对 你说的没错 - I think you should stop now. - Yeah, I think you're right.
怎么了 SOPHIE: What?!
嘘 Shh.
她有没有想亲你 Did she try and kiss you?
-没有 -没 - No. - No.
哦 可惜了 Oh. Shame.
你有看到一条龙宝宝吗 Did you see a baby dragon?
给你的活 Job for you.
你要仔细看这些地图 You are to go through these maps
然后圈出含有铝土矿的地点 and circle any sites containing bauxite.
-明白了吗 -那我呢 - Got it? - And what about me?
你就帮他 You help him.
哦 看看你 Oh. Look at you.
整张脸都红了 You're all red in the face.
第一天 总是不容易 First days, they're always hard.
但是有我在呢 如果你需要一位真朋友 But I'm here - hm? - if you need a true friend.
嗯 Mm.
不管怎样 祝你们好运 Anyway, good luck.
所以 铝土矿是…… So... bauxite is...?
是一种矿物 It's a mineral.
他们用它制造铝 听着 彼得 They make aluminium out of it. Listen, Peter.
-保罗 -你别误会 - Paul. - Don't take this the wrong way
我对下班喝酒不感兴趣 but I'm not interested in beers after work
或者说 嗨 各位 这是我的同事彼得 or, "Hi, everyone, this is my mate Peter from work."
-保罗 -我是快道项目的一员 - Paul. - I'm part of a fast-track
会晋升到上层管理 program to upper level management,
所以我不会陪你在这小牢笼里待太久 so we won't be sharing this pokey little hole for long.
但是我们既然还在一处 你介意我们只…… But while we are, do you mind if we just...?
好的 当然 Yep. Sure.
我只是在查看铝土矿 Yeah. I was just... checking about the bauxite.
忙得真值 Well, that was rewarding.
没有发现铝土矿 是吧 Didn't spot any bauxite, did you?
要来吗 SOPHIE: Coming?
我们午餐要吃什么 So, what we thinking for lunch?
我能塞下一个派 I could murder a pie.
哦 我自己也喜欢吃派 Oh, I'm a bit of a pie-murderer myself.
实际上 我可能只会喝杯咖啡 Actually, I might just grab a coffee.
我以为你不喜欢咖啡 I thought you didn't like coffee.
我为什么要那样说 我讨厌咖啡 Why did I say that? I hate coffee.
苏菲·佩廷格尔 我有个快速任务给你 Sophie Pettingel! I have a quick job for you.
你想的话也可以来 但是不要插手 You can come too if you like, but don't do anything.
我觉得你不会告诉我 PAUL: I don't suppose you could fill us in
这家公司到底是干什么的吧 on what this company actually does?
这个任务非常简单 This should be very simple. Ah.
那个女人是迪莉娅·布赖森 That woman is Delia Bryson.
她刚好坐着…… She happens to be sitting...
拼写真是糟糕 Spelling is awful.
行 这似乎会有一点复杂 Right. Well, this seems to be a little more complicated.
迪莉娅正在读伊恩·麦克尤恩的《赎罪》 Delia is reading Atonement by Ian McEwan.
苏菲 我需要你看着她 Sophie, I'll need you to watch her
在她读到塞西莉亚跳进喷泉 and signal me when she gets to the part
的部分时 给我打信号 where Cecilia jumps into the fountain.
-什么 -我会在另外一边 - The what? - I'll be on the other side.
等等 你想让我越过她的肩膀看吗 Wait. You want me to read over her shoulder?
当然不是 那样太没礼貌了 Of course not. That would be rude.
就在那里看着她 Just watch her from in there.
我们怎么知道她在看什么 How are we supposed to know what she's reading?
简直离谱 This is ridiculous.
我的天啊 Oh, my goodness!
-你没事吧 -没事 Are you alright? MAN: Yeah.
-来 -哦 - Here. - Oh.
-噢 -非常感谢 - Oh... - Oh, thank you so much.
多么离奇的巧合 DELIA: Such a bizarre coincidence...
干得好 苏菲 Very well done, Sophie.
他的父母为此下了血本 His parents paid a fortune for that.
他们会觉得这是命中注定 Those two will think it was meant to be
然后希望将这个故事告诉他们的子孙 and hopefully tell the story to their grandchildren.
但是 苏菲可以读她的心 But... so Sophie read her mind?
苏菲是先知 非常罕见的类型 Sophie is a Seer. A very rare breed.
所以她是快道项目的一员 That's why she's in our fast-track program
而你 保罗 就不是 and you, Paul, are not.
我想你会称我们为实践玄学家 I suppose you'd call us practical metaphysicians
或者超自然工程师 or paranatural engineers.
在我的部门 我们会对客户的本能或直觉 In my department, we hijack a client's instincts
掌控足够长的时间 or gut feeling just long enough
来影响他做出正确的决定 to influence a correct decision.
苏菲 我有更多的客户给你 Sophie, I have more clients for you.
保罗 你可以回去…… Paul, you can go back to...
不管你在做什么 ...whatever it was you were doing.
-地图 -快道 - Maps. - Fast-track.
铝土矿 Bauxite...
真棒 Brilliant.
卡朋特 Carpenter!
你把目光集中在远处的某一点 You focus your eyes on a point in the distance,
就像你在看着地平线 like you're looking at the horizon.
对 Yep.
现在把你的手从地图上抬起 Now lift your hand just off the map
你依然可以感觉到它 so you can still feel it
但不要触碰到它 but you're not actually touching it.
对 Yep.
对 嗯嗯 WELLS: Yeah. Mm-hm.
对 慢慢建立感觉 Yeah, it's building.
那是颤动点 That's the Quiver Point.
跟我来 Come with me.
伯爵夫人带你去执行任务了 Countess took you on a mission?
是的 不过我什么都没有做 Yes. Well, I didn't really do anything, but...
这就是你们的工作吗 让人们坠入爱河 Is that what you do here? Make people fall in love?
对 相爱 离婚 发现重力 搬离城市 Yeah, fall in love, divorce, discover gravity, move cities,
发明内燃机 开新的咖啡馆 invent combustion engines, try a new cafe...
当心一点 Careful with those!
我们控制他们的直觉 哪怕只有几秒钟 We control their gut instincts. If only for a few seconds.
可是为什么 But why?
就是说啊 Yes, exactly!
没有信用 钱也远远不够 No credit. Not nearly enough money.
没有任何感激 Never any gratitude.
为什么要浪费我们宝贵的时间去帮助那些不知感激 Why waste our precious time helping ungrateful sods
反正都会死的讨厌鬼 who are just going to die anyway?
我们身处边缘 保罗 We're on the brink, Paul.
在历史的边缘 On the edge of history.
当我们遇到阻碍时 We were just about to launch Operation Fine Print -
就准备动用《行动细则》 the most audacious influence campaign
它曾是史上 ever undertaken -
最大胆的影响力运动 when we hit a bit of a snag.
而现在只有你 保罗 可以帮助我们重回正轨 And now only you, Paul, can put us back on track.
-我 -是的 - Me? - Yeah, well...
你有独特的天赋 Yeah, but you have a unique talent.
你不只是一个占卜者 You're more than just a Diviner.
我是个占卜者 I'm a... Diviner?
你父母一定会为你感到骄傲 Your parents must be so proud of you.
他的父母 他们甚至都不知道他还活着 DENNIS: His parents? They're barely even aware he's alive.
他七岁时 他父亲在露天游乐场把他弄丢了 When he was six, his father lost him at a funfair.
他过了整整22分钟才意识到 Took him 22 minutes to realise.
他们的屋子很脏乱 Their house was hardly ever clean
因为她的母亲把大部分时间都花在 because his mother spent most of her time
三次外遇上 having three affairs.
父亲一无所知 Dad had no idea.
第三次外遇是谁 Who was the third affair?
我们都无法选择父母 We don't get to choose our parents.
丹尼斯的父亲还像一只被压扁的癞哈蟆 Dennis's father looked like a squashed toad.
我父亲是个控制欲强的自大狂 My father was a controlling egomaniac.
他外表是一个热情温和的领导 You know, he presented as a warm and gentle leader,
但是背地里 他很邪恶 but behind the scenes, he was evil.
我12岁的时候 When I was 12,
他让我坐下 塞了只笔到我手里 he sat me down, put a pen in my hand
让我写一份合同 and made me write a contract.
我 汉弗莱·威尔斯 郑重承诺 "I, Humphrey Wells, promise very hard
绝不背叛父亲 "never to betray my father.
若违背誓言 我的灵魂归他所有 "And if I do, my soul will be his."
他保留着合同 从不让它离开视线 He kept that contract. Never let it out of his sight.
它囚禁了我 让我保持沉默 It imprisoned me, kept me silent,
逼我做一个听话 孝顺的儿子 forced me to be the obedient, dutiful son.
这是他针对我的保险单 It was his insurance policy against me.
什么样的父亲会需要一份保险来针对自己的儿子 What kind of father needs an insurance against his own son?!
我们很相像 我和你 We're very similar, you and I.
你这么觉得 You think?
嗯 Mmm.
被轻视 被低估 Undervalued. Underestimated.
我想 也许是那样 I suppose, maybe, in that way.
我能相信你吗 Can I trust you,
尼头站 威格斯沃斯街57号的保罗·卡朋特 Paul Carpenter of 57 Wrigglesworth Street, Nunhead?
额 Um...
我其实是在59号 ...I mean, I'm number 59,
不过是的 我想你可以相信我 but, yes, I think you can trust me, yes.
我丢了东西 I've lost something.
那东西不仅对我来说很珍贵 Something not only dear to me,
而且是个无价之宝 but immeasurably valuable.
哦 这可不妙 你最后是在哪里看到它的 Oh. That's no good. Where did you last see it?
这无关紧要 Well, that's irrelevant.
那不是手表或者钱包 It's not a watch or a wallet.
而是世界上最强大和令人觊觎的 It's one of the most powerful and coveted items
物品之一 ever to exist.
哦 好吧 天呐 Oh. Right. Gosh.
问题是 它有能力伪装自己 The trouble is, it has the ability to disguise itself.
就像章鱼 Like an octopus.
它不像章鱼 It is not like an octopus.
你觉得我们找对人了吗 Do you think we have the right man here?
我需要你找到它 保罗 I need you to find it, Paul.
它就在这栋房子里 我知道 It's somewhere in this building. I know that.
但它不想被发现 But it will refuse to be found,
所以你得假装你没有在找它 so you will have to pretend that you're not looking for it.
假装我没有在找它 Pretend I'm not looking for it.
对 我完全相信你 Yeah, I put all my trust in you.
因为这个东西 Because the thing...
我想让你找的那个东西 ...the thing that I want you to find... that thing...
是一扇门 It's a door.
是的 谢谢你 丹尼斯 Yes, thank you, Dennis.
是一扇门 具体地说 是一扇便携门 It's a door. A portable door, to be specific.
便携…… Portable...
这件事你不可以告诉任何人 You're not to share this with anyone.
-即使是你的浪漫情人 -哦 我们绝对不是…… - Even your blossoming romance. - Oh, we're definitely not...
你必须找到它 它是启动《行动细则》 You must find it. It's crucial for Operation Fine Print
和公司新曙光计划的关键 and the new dawn of the company.
你认为一切都取决于他的成功吗 Would you say everything hinges on his success?
是的 我认为一切都取决于 他的成功 Yes, I would say everything hinges on... his success.
嗯 Hm?
找到我的门 Find my door.
-好的 -好小伙 - OK. - Good man.
怎么找 How?
你有天赋 You have the gift.
命运让我们相聚 Fate has brought us together.
现在是你发光发热的时候了 This is your time to shine!
去发光发热吧 So... go shine.
还有 保罗 And, Paul...
找到门就行了 轻松点 Just find the door. Easy.
过来 门 快来 门 Here, door! Come on, door!
你在找东西吗 Are you looking for something?
没有 No.
你看上去像是在找东西 You look like you're looking for something.
我不这么认为 我没有 Don't think so. No.
你自己都不太确定 是吗 Not very sure of yourself, are you?
你还记得我是谁吗 Do you remember who I am?
忘了 Blank.
我是尼恩克·范·施佩 I'm Nienke Van Spee,
ASTP KMCC ASTP, KMCC.
-保罗 -ASTP意思是 - Paul. - ASTP stands for
奇术修行者协会会员 'Associate of the Society of Thaumaturgical Practitioners'.
-好 -口齿不清地说一遍 - Right. - Say that with a lisp.
还有KMCC And KMCC
意思是魔法师行为准则管理者 stands for 'Keeper of the Magician's Code of Conduct'.
也就是如果你听到任何 Which means you come to me
非法使用魔法的情况 你得向我汇报 if you hear of any illegal use of magic.
你有听到过吗 Have you? Heard of any?
你喜欢这份新工作吗 How are you enjoying the new job?
噢 苏菲很开心 Oh, Sophie's a delight.
如果你要给她买礼物 If you were to buy her a present,
我会建议买一个羊毛小围巾 I would suggest a small woollen scarf
或者质量好的手电筒 or a good-quality torch.
而且绝对不要 And under no circumstances
在吃了甘草糖后去吻她 should you kiss her after eating licorice.
-哦 我们不是…… -她讨厌这东西 - Oh, we're not... - She hates the stuff.
你觉得威尔斯先生怎么样 How are you finding Mr Wells?
他是个好老板 很诚实 He's a wonderful boss. Honest.
眼睛看这里 南瓜头 Eyes down here, pumpkin.
和威尔斯先生在一起 所见即所得 What you see is what you get with Mr Wells.
不 由汉弗莱主持大局 No, there's... there's not a thing I worry about
我完全不用担心 with Humphrey at the helm.
你在看什么 土豆脸 What are you looking at, potato face?
对不起 Sorry.
你和他在密切合作吗 Are you working with him closely?
不算是 没有 Not really. No.
我希望你拥有这个机会 Well, I hope you get that chance.
他似乎很喜欢你 He seems to really like you.
这让我们都很困惑 Which is bewildering to us all.
你有点像萝卜 不是吗 Bit of a turnip, aren't you?
你绝对没有得到我的支持 You certainly didn't get my vote.
无论如何 必须要走了 Anyhoo, must toot.
也许你会证明我是错的 Maybe you'll prove me wrong!
五点了 回家吧 保罗 NIENKE: It's five o'clock! Go home, Paul!
别慌 只是做梦 Don't panic. It's just a dream.
-你是谁 -是卡西米尔·苏斯洛维兹 - Who are you? - I'm Casimir Suslowicz.
你在我卧室干什么 What are you doing in my bedroom?
这不是你的卧室 你只是梦到了我在你的 This is not your bedroom.This is a dream of your bedroom
-卧室 -为什么 怎么会 - that I am in. - Why? How?
这是我的工作 我发现这是了解真相的最好方法 It's what I do. I find it's the best way to get to the truth.
真相 Truth?
因为我们都想知道 Because we've all been wondering
为什么威尔斯先生会雇用你 why Mr Wells hired you.
我可以在地图上找到铝土矿 I can find bauxite on a map.
-你是在…… -等待真相 没错 - Are you...? - Waiting for the truth? Yes.
这家公司在107年前就不管铝土矿了 This company got out of bauxite 107 years ago.
他为什么会雇你 Why did he hire you?
老实说我不知道该告诉你什么 I don't know what to tell you. Honestly.
我猜他只是看到了我真正的潜力 I...I think he just saw some real potential in me
还有他…… - and he... he...
我们…… W...
怎么了 保罗 脚很痛吗 What's wrong, Paul? Foot hurting?
他为什么雇用你 保罗 Why were you hired, Paul?
我不确定你能听到我说话 Not sure you can hear me.
你现在能听到吗 Can you hear me now?
他为什么雇用你 Why did he hire you?
-我不能说 -我还能更狠 保罗 - I can't say! - I can do worse, Paul.
我在这里可以好好的折磨你 I can do a lot worse now that I'm in here.
但这只是一个梦 对吗 But it's just a dream, right?
对 这只是一个梦 Oh, yes, it's just a dream!
但事情也会对现实世界产生影响 保罗 But things have real-world consequences, Paul.
我可以让你脱光衣服 I could make you strip off,
梦游走到外面去 go for a little sleepwalk outside.
你不会 You wouldn't!
我也能让你尿一点出来 I can make a little bit of wee come out.
实际上 可以尿很多 Quite a bit, actually.
好 行吧 OK! Alright!
他想让我找到便携们 He wants me to find the portable door!
所以 So...
汉弗莱弄丢了他的便携门 ...Humphrey has lost his portable door.
我不知道它有什么用 I don't know what it does.
我是说 他为什么这么想要 I mean, why does he want it so badly?
你听过这句老话 You know the saying
只有一条路通往亡者银行 "There is only one way to the Bank of the Dead"?
没有听过 什么是通往亡者银行的路 No, actually. W-what's the one way to the Bank of the Dead?
濒临死亡 Dying.
事实证明这句话不完全正确 Well, it turns out that's not entirely true.
还有其他的路 There is another way.
什么银行 Bank of the what?
你还在做梦 - - You're still dreaming.
啊 Agh!
我可以把你吃掉 I could just eat you up.
噢 Oh...
我喜欢办公用品 I love office supplies.
我一直想成为一名巧合者 I always wanted to be a Coincidator.
我就是这种吗 Is that what I am?
我就是这种吗 "Is that what I am?"
她来了 - She's here.
好的 假装你没有在找它 Right. Just pretend you're not looking for it.
仅限地精 "Goblins only."
我允许你下来这里了吗 DENNIS: Did I give you permission to be down here?
我想想 我允许你下来这里了吗 Let me think. Did I give you permission to be down here?
不 我没有允许 No, I did not!
对不起 坦纳先生 Sorry, Mr Tanner. I...
我认为这个地方可能更好找那个…… I thought it might be a good place to look for the...
你知道的 ...you know.
找什么 The what?
便携门 Portable door.
便携门 The portable door.
对实习生来说是个大项目 Rather a big project for an intern.
顺便问一句 进展如何 How's it going, by the way?
额 我认为会很好 Um... I think I'll be OK.
如果我是你 卡朋特 If I were you, Carpenter,
我会现在就放弃 I would just give up now
因为当你失败时 当然你毫无疑问会失败 because when you fail - and undoubtedly you will -
威尔斯先生会对你做的事 无法用语言来形容 there are no words to describe what Mr Wells will do to you.
哦 有一个词 Oh, here's one.
挖心掏肠 Gut.
其他词 穿刺 Another. Impale.
腌制 现在词语来了 Marinate. Oh, they're coming now.
对 油煎 水煮…… Yes. Fry, poach...
-好的 谢谢 -剥皮 火烤 - OK. Thanks. - Peel, roast...
-我想我该走了 -开膛剖肚 - I think I get the... - Disembowel!
走开 DENNIS: Get...!
我知道这可能是个蠢问题 I know this is probably a stupid question,
但谁在那下面 but who's down there?
地精 Goblins.
我们和他们合作几个世纪了 We've worked with them for centuries.
他们跟随人类 会在晚上看着你 They follow humans. They watch you at night.
偷你东西 破坏你的一天 Steal from you. Sabotage your day.
他们基本上很着迷 They're basically obsessed.
而我们利用这种着迷来安排巧合 And we use that obsession to arrange coincidences.
去问一下干洗店 Ask the dry cleaner
你能不能把这张海报贴在他们墙上 if you can stick this poster on their wall.
她失散多年的表妹几天后会来 Her long-lost cousin will come by in a few days.
不好意思 你好 SOPHIE: Excuse me. Hi.
我能把这张海报贴上面吗 Would I be able to put this poster up?
-我朋友的狗狗丢了 -当然可以 亲爱的 - My friend lost her dog. - Course, love.
谢谢你 万分感激 SOPHIE: Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.
好了 祝你今天过得愉快 Alright, you have a lovely day, yeah?
你也是 再见 You too, bye.
我相信你已经注意到了 这家公司内部硝烟弥漫 I'm sure you've noticed. This company is at war with itself.
自从约翰·威尔斯神秘可疑地 Ever since John Wells mysteriously - suspiciously -
失踪以后 disappeared,
事情就变了 things have changed.
就在同一天 丹尼斯的父亲亚瑟也失踪了 It was the same day Dennis's father, Arthur, disappeared.
那两个儿子有所企图 Those two sons are up to something,
不仅仅是为了革新 and it's not just renovations.
我们不确定是什么或者什么时候 We're not sure what or when,
甚至不确定他为什么会雇你的邋遢朋友 we're not even sure why he hired your scruffy friend,
但事情都有所关联 but it's connected somehow.
我觉得他不知道自己被雇佣的原因 I don't think he knows why he's been hired.
我是说 他人挺好 不过…… I mean... he's quite nice, but...
我不知道他何时…… ...I can't really tell when he...
你是一个性情复杂的人 不是吗 You're a jumble of a human, aren't you?
你很擅长读取人心 You're very good at reading people.
你可以成为一个伟大的先知 You could be a great Seer.
但你的内心似乎没有找到意义 But you don't seem to make sense inside.
就像你有两种本能在互相对抗 It's like you have two instincts fighting each other.
有什么事是我应该知道的吗 Is there something I should know?
我是…… I am...
我不认为 I don't think...
我想我只是…… I guess I'm just...
如你所说 性情复杂 ...as you say... a jumble.
我不知道自己是怎么回事 SOPHIE: I don't know what's happening to me.
我在听爵士乐 喝咖啡 这些都是我讨厌的 I'm listening to jazz, drinking coffee, which I hate.
我突然喜欢上气球 I'm suddenly loving balloons.
我不知道自己是谁了 I just don't know who I am anymore.
真是令人着迷 我应该在乎吗 DENNIS: That's fascinating. Am I supposed to care?
我想改变主意 SOPHIE: I want to change my mind.
那没办法 因为你自己签了合同 DENNIS: Well, too bad because you signed the contract!
一切都还好吗 PAUL: Everything OK?
什么 What?
现在四点五十三 It's 4:53.
七分钟后离开大楼 Seven minutes to leave the building!
我没事 I'm fine.
来吗 Coming?
好 Yep.
听起来和坦纳聊得不是很愉快啊 Sounded like a heated chat. With Tanner?
额 只是对我的雇佣合同有了分歧 Ugh, it was just a disagreement about my employment contract.
-你不会要离职吧 -我开始觉得我应该了 - You're not leaving, are you? - Starting to think I should.
那太糟糕了 也会遗憾 That'd be awful. And sad.
为什么 Why?
因为可以保护你免受…… 'Cause who would protect you from...?
正是 Exactly.
你该庆幸你不是订书机 Just be glad you're not a stapler.
我突然 非常地 I suddenly... really...
在内心深处 ...in my heart...
想要 ...need...
甘草糖 ...liquorice.
你不是讨厌甘草糖吗 You hate liquorice, don't you?
没错 但我现在喜欢了 Yes, I did. But now I love it.
嗯 Mmm!
嗯 甘草味十足 Mmm, it's so, um... liquorice-y.
-你要喝水吗 -是的 谢谢 - Do you want to get a drink? - Yes, please.
我不知道我为什么吃它 怎么会有人吃那玩意 I don't know why I ate that. How can anyone eat that?
我其实不介意吃甘草糖 I actually don't mind liquorice.
是 但你穿得像个12岁的会计 Yes, but you dress like a 12-year-old accountant.
真的吗 Really?
抱歉 Sorry.
听着 一切都还好吗 Listen... is everything OK?
是的 Yep.
还好 Fine.
我猜我只是想…… I guess I just thought...
你现在该是董事长了 You'd be CEO by now.
哈 是啊 Ha. Yes.
我不知道 我很感激快道项目 I don't know, I'm grateful for the fast track
还有伯爵夫人 不过…… and the Countess, but...
如果它的负面不值得呢 ...what if the downside isn't worth it?
那负面是什么 Well, what's the downside?
一直很痛苦吗 Being miserable all the time?
我不痛苦 我雄心勃勃 I'm not miserable. I'm ambitious.
你无法理解的 保罗 You wouldn't get it, Paul.
你就高兴整天盯着地图 You know, you're happy looking at maps all day
别无所求 我只是希望…… and you don't need more. I just, I wish I was...
我的天啊 Oh... my...God.
你在忙其他的 You are doing more.
-什么 -你在忙什么 - What? - What you doing?
没什么 我不能说的 没什么事 What? Nothing. I can't say. It's... Nothing.
威尔斯先生给了我一个特别任务 但我不能透漏 Mr Wells has me on a special task. But I can't say.
似乎对他很重要 It seems pretty important to him, though.
因为我是唯一个…… 'Cause I'm the only one who...
-你是唯一个什么 -我不能说 - You're the only one who what? - I can't say.
好吧 OK.
你要知道 小心点 Well, just so you know, be careful.
小心什么 Of what?
小心他 汉弗莱 他不正常 Of him. Humphrey. He's not normal.
伯爵夫人只是你的普通办公室经理 Oh, and Countess is just your average office manager.
他要东西不可能没有企图 保罗 He's not gonna want something for nothing, Paul.
说真的 为什么大家这么讨厌汉弗莱·威尔斯 Seriously, what's with all the hating on Humphrey Wells?
他不会把无辜的人推到喷泉里 He doesn't push innocent people into fountains.
你真是天真 我们知道这个新曙光计划 You're so naive. We know there's more to this
-不仅是为了革新 -“我们”是谁 - New Dawn than renovations. - Who's 'we'?
此外 伯爵夫人认为他令他的父亲失踪了 Plus, Countess thinks he disappeared his father.
-约翰·威尔斯在哪里 -我不知道 - Well, where's John Wells? - I dunno.
-退休了 -哈 - Retired. - Huh.
只是…… Just...
记住你被警告过 ...consider yourself warned.
也许你是嫉妒了 Maybe you're jealous.
也许你无法接受这个事实 Maybe you can't handle the fact
董事长喜欢的是我 不是你 that the CEO loves me and not you.
你一直这么傲慢吗 Have you always been this arrogant?
或许我上了超级快道 Maybe I'm on a super fast track.
超级快道 A super fast track?
你是在常规快道 真相很难听 You're on a regular fast track. The truth is hard to hear.
相信我 你不是 你陷入这份工作了 Believe me, you are not. You fell into this job.
你不是从默默无闻中被董事长提携的 You weren't plucked from obscurity by the CEO
因为他们无法在伦敦找到其他的 because they can't find any other middling-intelligent,
中等智商 稍微好看一点的英国男孩 slightly good-looking English boys in the city of London.
如果董事长让你去找东西 If the CEO is asking you to find something,
那是因为他们不知道还能让你干什么 it's because they don't know what else to do with you.
好吧 这很有趣 OK. Well, this was fun.
-我们再来一次 -行 - Let's do it again. - Yep.
他来了 Here he is.
来自地狱的约会 The date from hell?
什么 What?
我们去喝一杯 然后互相大喊大叫 "Let's go for a drink and yell at each other."
-喔 等等 -一点也不酷 罗密欧 - Whoa, hang on... - Not cool, Romeo!
一点不酷 Not cool.
保罗 卡西米尔·苏斯洛维兹 Paul! Casimir Suslowicz.
你面试时我们见过 We met at your interview.
希望你在适应了 Well, hope you're adjusting.
得走了 Must dash.
对 就在今天 保罗 PAUL: Right. Today's the day, Paul.
今天怎么了 MONTY: Today is what day?
-我认识你 -我和很多人都很像 - I know you. - I look like a lot of people.
蒙蒂 我面试之前我们见过 Monty. We met before my interview.
谁知道 不管怎样 转身回去 Who knows? Anyway, turn around and go back up.
-我得去下面看看 -不行 - I was just gonna look down... - Well, you can't.
-为什么不行 -具体的我也不知道 - Why not? - I don't have those details.
我只被告知 不要让任何人进入地下室 All I've been told is "Don't let anyone in the basement."
但是下面只有一个旧贮藏室 But there's just an old closet down there.
-我就是说这个 贮藏室 -你说的地下室 - That's what I said - closet. - You said basement.
-不不 我说的贮藏室 -你绝对说的地下室 - No, no, I said closet. - You definitely said basement.
拜托不要告诉坦纳先生我说了这个 Please don't tell Mr Tanner I said that.
为什么 Why not?
他的惩罚一套一套的 He's very creative with his punishment.
你没有教过我音乐史 You didn't teach me History of Music
也没教过我足球 对吧 or coach football, did you?
没有 No.
你是想让我错过我的面试 You were trying to make me miss my interview.
没错 我是按照指示 Yes. As instructed.
我不会告诉坦纳先生你说了地下室 I won't tell Mr Tanner you said basement.
噢 你真是太好了 Oh, that's very decent of you.
只要你让我下去 If you let me go down there.
啊 - Agh!
找到你了 Found you.
女士们先生们 朋友们 HUMPHREY:Ladies and gentlemen, my friends,
请大家注意 谢谢 if I may get your attention. Thank you.
你们即将看到的 What you're about to see -
毫不夸张地说 and it's not exaggerating to say this -
将会永远改变世界 is going to change the world forever.
看 几个世纪以来 HUMPHREY: See, for centuries,
JW威尔斯公司一直经营这些小生意 we at JW Wells have been in the business
用渺小的方式改变渺小的人生 of changing small lives in small ways.
绝对迷人 Absolutely lovely.
我一直觉得这是对我们才能的极大浪费 Now, this has always struck me as an odd waste of our talents.
所以当我父亲失踪 推测已经死亡的时候 So when my father disappeared, presumed dead,
我认定这就是我们的机会 I decided this was our chance.
机遇近在眼前 Opportunity is right there in front of us,
求着我们使用 begging to be used.
我们一直给我们的客户 HUMPHREY: We've always provided a service
提供服务 for our customers.
如果我们让他们为我们服务呢 What if we make them serve us?
如果我们让他们成为产品呢 What if we make them the product?
坦纳先生 让我们看看试验品 Mr Tanner, let's have the guinea pig.
请大家围过来 Gather round, please.
我要给你们看点东西 I have something to show you.
苏菲 再问几个简短的问题 HUMPHREY: Sophie, just a few more quick questions.
有什么恐惧症吗 Any phobias?
恐惧气球 Balloons, weirdly.
-喜欢咖啡吗 -一点也不 抱歉 - HUMPHREY: Do you like coffee? - Not at all, sorry.
最爱的音乐类型 Favourite music style?
我喜欢很多音乐 唯独不喜欢爵士乐 I like loads of music, just not jazz.
你会有什么想法 HUMPHREY: What do you think of
当我说甘草糖这个词的时候 when I say the word 'liquorice'?
我近乎想呕吐 I actually almost gag.
这是我的快道面试 This is my fast-track interview...
好了 就到这 OK, hold it right there.
那次面试之后 After that interview,
我们能够影响这个年轻的消费者 we were able to influence this young consumer.
我不知道自己是怎么回事 SOPHIE: I don't know what's happening to me.
我在听爵士乐 喝咖啡 这些都是我讨厌的 I'm listening to jazz, drinking coffee, which I hate.
我突然喜欢上气球 I'm suddenly loving balloons.
我不知道自己是谁了 I mean, I just don't know who I am anymore.
谢谢 丹尼斯 HUMPHREY: Thank you, Dennis.
等等 PAUL: Wait...
如果我们能影响这样一个受过良好教育 HUMPHREY: If we can do this to a well-educated...
年轻的 HUMPHREY: ..young,
意志坚强的人 strong-willed individual,
想象一下我们能对大众群体做些什么 imagine what we can do to the masses.
你的房产价格会暴涨 Your property prices will skyrocket.
你的消费者基数将会变两倍 三倍 四倍 Your consumer base will double, triple, quadruple!
你们的罗杰会以压倒性优势赢得选举 Your Roger will win his election in a landslide!
你是怎么做到的 MAN: How are you doing this?
用一个简单又有约束力的合同 HUMPHREY: With a simple binding contract
他们甚至不知道他们已经签了字 they don't even know they've signed.
就像苏菲这样 Door! HUMPHREY: Just like Sophie did.
我会把人民的意志卖给你 I will sell you the will of the people.
门 Door!
我会将他们的欲望交给你 HUMPHREY: I will hand you their desires,
把他们的直觉放入银盘给你呈上 their gut instincts on a silver platter.
因为在JW威尔斯公司 Because here at JW Wells,
影响力…… influence is...
喔 DENNIS: Whoop.
谢谢 丹尼斯 HUMPHREY: Thank you, Dennis.
影响力不是巧合 Influence is no coincidence.
咚咚 PAUL: "Knock, knock".
好的 OK.
咚咚 Knock, knock.
我们为什么不边吃点心边介绍呢 HUMPHREY: Why don't we do it over some refreshments?
坦纳先生 丹尼斯 Mr Tanner? Dennis!
超市 Supermarket!
保罗 NIENKE: Paul.
-有人在追你吗 -额 没有 没事 Are you being chased? PAUL: Uh, no. Fine.
你气喘吁吁的 看起来很害怕 NIENKE: You're puffing and you look spooked.
没有 我只是忙着去工作 Ah, no, just... just I'm keen to get to work.
不管怎样 谢谢关心 So, anyway, thanks for...
保罗 Paul.
如果你有所发现 记得来找我 If you do find it, this is who you come to.
好的 Right.
保罗 Paul!
我们需要消除误会 We need to clear the air.
我为我昨晚说的话感到抱歉 I'm sorry about what I said last night.
但我确实认为我们是两路人 But I do think we are fundamentally different people
有些人注定不应该在一起 and some people are not meant to spend time together.
嘿 搞毛啊 Hey! What the hell?
他们在拍摄你 拍摄我们 They're filming you. Us.
-什么 -你 - What? - You.
他们在控制你 苏菲 They're controlling you, Sophie.
你在说什么啊 What are you talking about?
他说了关于合同的事 He said something about a contract.
我看到…… I saw...
-我找到了 -找到什么 - I found it. - Found what?
这个 This.
你找到条毛巾 You found a towel?
看好了 Just watch this.
咚咚 - Knock, knock.
这是扇门 That's a door.
对 Yep.
准备好没 Ready?
超市 Supermarket.
这不是…… This is not...
事情不对劲 Something's gone wrong.
-哈喽 -是谁啊 - MAN: Hello? - Who's that?
等等 我马上过来 拜托不要…… MAN: Wait there. I'm coming! Please don't...!
那是谁的声音 Who was the voice?
在开门之前 说出目的地 "Announce your destination before opening."
好的 我的错 OK. My bad.
咚咚 - Knock, knock.
好的 额 OK. S-s... um...
我的公寓 My flat.
看到没 便携门 See? Portable door.
这里是你公寓 This is your flat?
对 Yeah.
你其实还挺爱干净 You're actually quite neat.
干嘛 What...?
所以它可以通往你想去的任何地方 So it goes wherever you want to go.
这已经成为世界上最棒的工作了 This has just become the best job in the world.
在你做之前 我们能否先…… Before you do that, can we just...?
-咚咚 -我得把我看到的告诉你 - Knock, knock. - I have to tell you what I saw.
-真神奇 -是你的一场面试 - Amazing! - It was an interview with you.
-有人在看…… -来吧 - There were people watching... - Come on!
上来这里 SOPHIE: Come up here!
哇哦 Whoa!
我们在世界之巅 We're on top of the world!
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
不 捂上耳朵 No - your ears.
-斐济 -不是 - Fiji? - No!
-牙买加 -更暖和了 - Jamaica? - Warmer.
哇 Whoo!
当真 Really?
我这周很忙 I'm busy this week.
你应该能应付这些客户 对吧 You should be able to handle these clients, yes?
你看 好惊艳 Look at that. Amazing.
真棒啊 It's so cool.
这里真美 It is so beautiful here.
所以我们去过的地方中 你最喜欢哪里 So, what's your favourite place that we've been to?
我最喜欢的地方…… My favourite place that we've been to...
这问题很难回答 我不知道 That's a really hard question. I don't know.
为什么总要我先回答 Why do I always have to answer first?
我跟你说过我是东南青少年舞厅 PAUL: Did I mention I was the South East Junior
蝉联三届的冠军吗 Ballroom champion three years running?
实际上你没有 SOPHIE: You failed to actually.
-三年 我说真的 -你深藏不露 PAUL: Three years, I'm serious. SOPHIE: You hid it so well.
我不想炫耀 PAUL: I didn't want to show off.
别这样 你其实挺不错的 SOPHIE: Don't be like that, you're actually really good.
我不敢相信 I don't believe it!
噢 ROSIE: Ooh!
如果我告诉你我现在也会读心术了呢 PAUL: What if I told you I can read minds now, too?
真的吗 SOPHIE: Really?
我在想什么 What am I thinking?
天啊 保罗真是又帅又风趣 "Gosh, Paul is handsome and interesting."
也许我们应该留在这里 Maybe we should stay here.
嗯 每天都吃新鲜的海鲜 Eh? Just eat fresh seafood every day.
好 不过我不喜欢鱼 Yeah... Except I hate fish.
但你不了解你自己 对吗 说不定你喜欢它 But you don't know yourself, do you? Maybe you love it.
或者我们带着便携门吃午餐 Or we could just take the portable door for lunch,
每天都在不同的地方 somewhere different every day.
我们可以建一栋小房子 And we could build a little house.
就建在那边 Over there.
我喜欢你 I like you.
真的 很喜欢 I really do, quite a lot,
这很奇怪 因为你是如此的…… which is weird because you're such a...
自从我签了那个愚蠢的快道合同 But ever since I signed that stupid fast-track contract...
我感觉我自己 ...I feel like they're in control
完全被他们控制了 of that whole part of me.
我的直觉 My instinct and...
我的内心 ...my heart.
我不相信自己的感觉 I don't trust my own feelings.
我想我也不知道对你的感觉是否是真的 I guess I don't know if what I'm feeling for you is real.
那我们就必须找到你签下的东西 Well, then we have to find this thing that you signed.
为什么 Why?
我们可以想法逆转它 We could reverse it somehow.
这样你就能了解你自己 So then you'd know who you really are
知道你对派和爵士乐的真实感受 and how you really feel about pies and jazz.
尤其是 And especially...
甘草糖 ...liquorice.
但我们要如何逆转 But how do we reverse it?
我不知道 但我们必须尝试 Well, I dunno. But we have to try.
咚咚 - Knock, knock.
我们应该先检查汉弗莱的办公室 We should check Humphrey's office first.
等下班后 After work.
实习生 Interns!
最近流言四起 我希望…… There's a rumour going around and I hope it's...
你们为什么穿成这样 Why are you dressed like that?
-我们没有 -主题派对 - We're not. - Theme party.
-今晚 -昨晚 沙滩主题 - Tonight. - Last night. Uh... beach theme.
是个很棒的派对 很好玩 It was a good party. So much fun.
你知道你现在如履薄冰吗 Do you have any idea what thin ice you are on?
我只说一次 然后你就靠自己了 I'm going to say this once, and then you're on your own.
把它折起来 放在威尔斯先生的门外 Fold it up, put it outside Mr Wells's door,
离开 永远也不要回来 walk away and never, never come back.
如果你们运气好 And if you're lucky...
他就会没空来杀你们 ...he'll be too busy to bother killing you.
他知道了 但他什么也没有做 He knows. But he didn't do anything.
他说的对 我们应该离开 He's right. Is he right? We should leave.
我们得找到你的合同 We have to find your contract.
-然后干嘛 撕碎它吗 -我不知道 - And what? Rip it up? - I dunno.
但我们必须做点什么 But we have to do something.
我们今晚回来 We'll come back tonight.
好的 OK.
-晚上好 -再见 - Good evening. - Goodnight.
你不是说汉弗莱的办公室吗 SOPHIE: Didn't you say 'Humphrey's office'?
我说了 PAUL: I did.
这里不是他的办公室 SOPHIE: This is not Humphrey's office.
这里有很多打印机 Those are a lot of printers.
门想让我们来这里 Door wanted us to come here.
所以呢 它现在有个性了吗 So, what, it has a personality now?
-哦 该死 -怎么了 - Oh, shit!- What is it?
不见了 It's gone.
小心一点 Just... be careful.
我上次来这里时 PAUL: The last time I was here,
这些打印机都在打印 these printers were all printing,
但我不知道打印的什么 but I don't know what.
这是条款和条件 They're terms and conditions.
这些是你会点“同意” 但不会去读的东西 Those things you click 'agree' but never read.
《行动细则》 "Operation Fine Print."
汉弗莱提到过这个 Humphrey's mentioned that.
这尖叫是好事 还是坏事 Was that a bad scream or a good scream?
我希望是好事 I'm hoping good?
它们内容都不一样 I mean, they're all different.
这个是一个健身房会员 This one's a gym membership.
这是一张火车票 This is a train ticket.
租赁协议 但是JW威尔斯公司为什么要收集这些 A rental agreement. But why is JW Wells collecting them?
也许我签的就是这种 Maybe this is what I signed.
我们得去汉弗莱的…… SOPHIE: We have to get to Humphrey's...
那是什么 - What was that?!
我不知道 I actually don't know.
苏菲 Sophie!
我更乐意不去搞清那个东西 I'm happy to not find out what that is
我们就坚持原计划 and just, you know, stick to the plan.
我们至少应该看看 We should at least look.
真的应该吗 Should we, though?
一 二 One, two...
三 ...three!
咚咚 - Knock, knock.
汉弗莱的办公室 Humphrey's office.
它不听我们的 PAUL: It's not listening to us.
死亡之所 SOPHIE: "Ripae mortuorum."
亡者银行 "Bank of the Dead."
一条路 "One way."
我梦中出现过 That was in my dream.
他说了一些关于这个的内容 He said something about that.
我想我看到过 I think I saw that.
在附加条款里面 In the fine print.
这里 亡者银行 Here. "Bank of the Dead."
点击同意 "By clicking 'agree',
我同意签署我的灵魂 我的整个灵魂 "I consent to signing my soul, my entire soul,
因此我所有的欲望 本能和需要 "and therefore all desires, instincts and needs,
通过JW威尔斯公司 "over to JW Wells and Company
在亡者银行永久保存 "to be held in the Bank of the Dead for perpetuity.
无论何时何地 一经签署 永久生效 "Forever and a day. In all territories and universes."
《行动细则》 Operation Fine Print.
-汉弗莱和丹尼斯 -他们在窃取灵魂 - Humphrey and Dennis. - They're stealing souls.
他们窃取了我的灵魂 They stole my soul.
现在汉弗莱要控制那些签下合同 And now Humphrey's gonna control the instincts
或者点击了同意的人的直觉 of anyone who signs this or clicks 'agree'.
这可能有上百万的人 I mean, that could be millions of people.
苏菲 PAUL: Sophie?
或许我们应该走过来 Maybe we should... walk over here.
好吗 Yeah?
走就行了 Just walk.
不要做出突然的举动 Don't make any sudden moves.
没什么好惊慌的 Nothing to panic about.
过来就可以了 Just over here.
慢慢地 慢慢地 Slowly. Slowly.
走 Go.
这边肯定是出路 This has to be the way out.
保罗 SOPHIE: Paul?
苏菲 快走 从这过去 PAUL: Sophie, go! Through here!
快走 快走 PAUL: Go, go, go, go, go!
-你没事吧 -没事 PAUL: You OK? SOPHIE: Yeah.
我没事 你呢 Yeah. Are you OK?
我也没事 Yeah.
我允许你下来这里了吗 DENNIS: Did I give you permission to be down here?
让我想想 不 我没允许 Let me think. No, I did not.
坦纳先生 这个地方爬满了 Mr Tanner, the whole place is crawling
最恶心 最可怕的东西 with the most disgusting, hideous things.
那真的是太无礼了 Now, that is truly offensive.
这些东西就是禁止你们 These things are the reason...
下班后下来这里的原因 ..you are forbidden to be down here after hours!
你们又不是没被警告过 It's not as if you weren't warned!
你是地精 You're a Goblin?
哈 你能注意到真是太好了 DENNIS: Ha! How kind of you to notice.
你们人类真是愚蠢至极 You humans are so stupid.
我照顾了你一生 卡朋特 I've looked out for you your whole life, Carpenter.
如果不是为了地精 If it wasn't for the Goblins,
你现在还会在对方背上抓跳蚤 you'd still be picking fleas off each other's back
嘴里嚼着食物直到死亡 and clubbing your food to death with a jawbone.
然而你却无视我简单的建议 And yet you ignored my simple advice.
现在 Now...
把东西交过来 ...hand it over.
丹尼斯 够了 HUMPHREY: Dennis! Enough!
威尔斯先生 Mr Wells!
我对你的期望很高 保罗 I expected so much more from you, Paul.
已经下班了 威尔斯先生 一切尽在我掌握中 It's after hours, Mr Wells. I have it under control.
哦 你会怎么做 引诱他们屈服吗 Oh, what would you have done? Drooled them into submission?
你这个油腻的 You greasy,
-突鼻子寄生虫 -把包给我 - thug-nosed parasite. - Give me the bag.
-让你的癞蛤蟆退下 -你怎敢 - Call off your toads. - How dare you!
-叫他们走开 -我可不怕你 - Call them off! - I'm not afraid of you.
这下面是我的地盘 This is my domain down here!
当心点 丹尼斯 Careful, Dennis.
你应该仔细想清楚 You ought to think very carefully.
生活在阴沟里的地精 A gutter-living Goblin
也敢挑战大巫师 challenging a Great Wizard?
听着 大巫师先生 Now, Mr Great Wizard,
你没有我们啥也不是 you'd be nothing without us.
谁会帮你安排客户 哈 Who would line up your clients? Hm?
谁会做你那些繁重的工作 嗯 Who would do your grunt work? Eh?
那你会怎么做 And what would you do?
没有工作 没有住所 No jobs, nowhere to live.
没有无限供应的美味鸽子 No unlimited supply of delicious pigeons.
把他们变回来 - Turn them back.
-变回来 -咚咚 - Turn them back! - Knock, knock.
-便携门 -说个地方 - The door. - Say somewhere.
不准说 Say nothing!
谁关门 门归谁 Who closes the door, keeps the door.
我想说地方的 但是汉弗莱打断了我 I tried to say somewhere but Humphrey stopped me.
你们是谁 - MAN: Who are you? -
-你们拿着吗 -我们得离开这里 - MAN: Do you have it? - We have to get out of here!
呆在原地别动 MAN: Stay where you are.
-哇 -当心 保罗 PAUL: Whoa... SOPHIE: Careful, Paul!
你哪里都去不了 MAN: You can't get anywhere!
除非你有门 不然无法离开 Unless you have it, you can't leave!
怎么回事 保罗 - What's going on, Paul?
-你是谁 -你们没有门 对吗 - Who are you? - You don't have it, do you?
便携门 The portable door.
-我们原本有的 但是…… -哦 - We did, but... - Oh!
等等 我们要怎么离开 Wait! How do we get out of...?
-等等 -我们得离开这里 PAUL: Wait! SOPHIE: We have to get out!
谁关门 门归谁 Who closes the door, keeps the door.
这话什么意思 谁关门 PAUL: What does that mean - "who closes the door"?
汉弗莱关的门 所以门归他了吗 Humphrey closed the door. So he keeps it?
我们四周都是门 肯定有一扇可以出去 We're surrounded by doors, so one of these must be a way out.
上帝保佑 Bless you.
你们在幽冥 You're in the Nether.
没有门可以离开幽冥 There are no doors out of the Nether.
你是约翰·威尔斯 You're John Wells.
你拿着汉弗莱的灵魂 You've got Humphrey's soul.
你怎么知道的 How did you know that?
你让他把灵魂签署给你 那个就是合同 You made him sign his soul over to you. That's the contract.
他是个邪恶的孩子 很可怕 He was an evil child. Awful.
我得做好保险措施 I needed insurance.
所以你可以控制他 你可以让他放我们出去 So you can control him, then? You can make him let us out.
你认为我几年前没有想到这一点吗 You don't think I would've thought of that years ago?
我有合同 但是如果我无法送到银行 I have the contract, but it's pointless
那就毫无意义 if I can't get it to the Bank.
亡者银行 The Bank of the Dead...
等等 Now, wait a minute.
你有汉弗莱·威尔斯灵魂的合同 You have a contract for Humphrey Wells' soul?
如果我们送到银行 他就会受你控制 And if we get it to the Bank, he's yours?
嗯嗯 Uh-huh.
你确实找到了问题的根源 You have indeed found the root to the problem.
所以我们被永远困在这里了 So we're here forever?
没错 Yep.
我能找到出路 I can find a way out.
这是我的能力 It's what I do.
幽冥之境只有进 没有出 There are no doors out of the Nether. Only in.
我和你一样不喜欢这样 但非做不可 I don't like this any more than you do, but it has to be done.
快点 快点 狗腿子们 Must, must, you dogs!
拖走你的箱子 Haul your case,
你们这些可怕的小狗 you horrid little corgi!
所以汉弗莱利用便携门 So Humphrey used the portable door
将我的灵魂送到亡者银行 to get my soul to the Bank of the Dead.
还有困住我 - And to trap me.
后来门不见了 所以他需要保罗找到它 But then it went missing, so he needed Paul to find it.
不是 Nope.
他是怎么把你困在这的 How did he trap you here?
他骗了我 He tricked me.
他利用我的龙宝宝把我引诱进来 My baby dragon was used to lure me in.
很简单的小伎俩 我不该上当的 A very simple trick, really. I shouldn't have fallen for it.
真无情 So cruel.
他把我的书留给了我 He left me with my books.
-为什么 -让我有东西可以看 - Why? - Something to read.
我是说 为什么是这里 I mean, why here?
这里是唯一可以困住大巫师的地方 It's the only place to hold a Great Wizard.
我会永远在这里 I'll be here forever.
对你来说不一样 It's different for you.
再过几天你就会因为缺水和缺食物 You'll run out of food and water in a few days
而凄惨地死去 and die a messy death.
我会和一对腐烂的尸体困在这里 And I'll be stuck with a couple of decomposing corpses
而且无处安放他们 and no place to put 'em.
我没事 I'm OK!
有发现 Found something!
这扇门肯定是通往别处的 This one actually goes somewhere.
不可能 JOHN: Not possible.
我自由了 I'm free!
我自…… I'm f...!
保罗·卡朋特 你也许不只是个占卜者 Paul Carpenter, you may be more than just a Diviner.
你也许是…… Maybe you're a...
对 我们再下去一点 Yeah, let's go down a bit.
我也许是什么 Maybe I'm a what?
我真希望他能把话说完 I really wish he'd finish his sentence.
威尔斯先生 你还活着 Mr Wells! You're alive!
没错 活得好好的 罗茜 Yes, very much, Rosie.
很不幸 你可能来迟了 Unfortunately you might be too late.
行 现在交给你们两个 Right! Now it's up to you two.
把它送去亡者银行 Take this to the Bank of the Dead.
这样我就能控制汉弗莱 That will give me control of Humphrey.
实际上 我会和你一起去 Actually, I'll come with you.
额 Um...
罗茜 去找你丈夫 Uh, Rosie, get your husband.
跟着我 Just follow me.
你们这些恶心的小怪物 DENNIS: ...you disgusting little trolls!
这些都是合同 全部的灵魂 SOPHIE: Those are the contracts. All those souls.
那扇门肯定在附近 The door must be nearby.
丹尼斯 让他们快点 HUMPHREY: Dennis, make them move!
他们是不是刺激不够 我还有很多法子 Or do they need more incentives? I'm very creative.
来吧 快一点 你们听到威尔斯先生的话了 DENNIS: Come now, come along. You heard Mr Wells.
你们听到…… You heard Mr...
你 你认为你在干嘛 You! What do you think you're doing?!
茶歇结束了 你觉得这是干什么 Tea break is over. What do you think this is?
福特纳姆和玛森吗 Fortnum and bloody Mason?!
还有你 给我站起来 And you! Get off your lardy arse!
快一点 所有人 赶快 Come along now. Everybody! Come along!
这里不是巴黎 This is not Paris!
这里不是游园会 It's not a garden party!
银行开门了 JOHN: The Bank is open.
你的合同也会被送进去 Your contract will be inside.
汉弗莱在哪里 SOPHIE: Where's Humphrey?
我会去搞定他 I'll take care of him.
你只用把合同送到银行 You just take that contract into the Bank.
一旦被存入 他就为我所控 Once it's deposited, he's mine.
好啊 好啊 HUMPHREY: Well, well, well...
快点 动起来 DENNIS: Hurry it up! Keep moving!
是威尔斯先生 DENNIS: It's Mr Wells!
你好 父亲 Hello, Father.
快去 Go!
银行不等人 快回去工作 DENNIS: The Bank waits for no man. Get back to work.
冷静点 Keep calm!
回去工作 Back to work!
起来 快起来 起来 Get up! Get up there! Get up!
-苏菲 -保罗 保罗 门 - Sophie! - Paul, Paul, the door!
送去银行 Get it to the Bank!
-抓住他 -去门那儿 保罗 Get him! SOPHIE: The door! Paul!
滚开 PAUL: Get off!
放开 这太不得体了 放开那个男人 Get off! It's unseemly! Get off that man!
保罗 Paul!
伯爵夫人 我们需要你 SOPHIE: Countess, we need you.
汉弗莱窃取了上百万灵魂 Humphrey is stealing millions of souls
现在他还要杀死约翰·威尔斯 and now he's going to kill John Wells!
埃里克 你没事吧 Eric? Are you alright?
苏菲 PAUL: Sophie!
放开 Get off!
你没事吧 You OK?
-坦纳先生 -干嘛 - Mr Tanner! - Yes?
救命 PAUL: Help!
别这样做 丹尼斯 Don't do it, Dennis!
不 不 汉弗莱先生 当然不会做 不会 No. No, Sir Humphrey, of course not. No, no, no, no...
抱歉 保罗 只是服从命令 Sorry about this, Paul. Just obeying orders.
趁机休息 Comfort slot.
我是蒙蒂 It's Monty!
如果我可以的话 我会把那个汉弗莱踹到沟里去 And if I had my way, I'd shtonk that Humphrey in the uhab.
什么 PAUL: What?
保罗 Paul!
妈妈 Mum!
威尔斯先生 这是亚瑟 ROSIE: Mr Wells! It's Arthur!
亚瑟 Arthur!
罗茜 亲爱的 Rosie! My love!
哦 爸爸 你回来了 Oh... Dad, you're back!
丹尼斯 Dennis!
哦 是在幽冥里被削弱了吗 Ooh, have we been weakened by the Nether?
保罗 快跑 Paul! Run!
当心 保罗 Look out, Paul!
汉弗莱 汉弗莱 这完全违反了 Humphrey... Humphrey, this is completely against
魔法师行为准则 the Magician's Code of Conduct.
别再走近一步 - Not one step closer.
看来我父亲没有他想象的那么强大 Seems my father's not as powerful as he thought he was.
你打算做什么 汉弗莱 What are you going to do, Humphrey?
你得把我们都杀了 You'll have to kill us all.
拜托 汉弗莱 快住手 Please, Humphrey, stop this now.
我只想做大事 All I ever wanted was to think big.
你们都不够勇敢 You weren't brave enough.
这家公司是登月和原子分裂的 This company was behind the moon landing,
幕后推手 the splitting of the atom!
为了什么 For what?
人类还在毁灭一切吗 Are humans still ruining everything?
当然了 Of course they are.
他们知道我们为他们做了什么吗 Do they realise what we do for them?
当然不知道 Of course they don't.
我会独自完成我的计划 I will continue my plan alone,
反正叛徒也已经暴露出来了 now that the traitors have been smoked out.
是的 那边的叛徒们 你们都会去幽冥之境 Yeah, rebellion's over. You're all going to the Nether.
但首先 But first...
你 You.
东西拿过来 Bring it over.
不 - No!
立刻 卡朋特 Now, Carpenter.
我要你把那该死的合同交给我 I want you to bring that damn contract over to me.
我要你把我的灵魂交给我 I want you to bring my soul over to me.
我会在我父亲闭眼之前当着他的面 And I will hold it in front of my father's fading eyes
将其撕成碎片 and I want to tear it to shreds.
因为你最后看到的东西 Because the last thing you will see
就是你对我控制的终结 is the end of your hold over me.
我 I...
什么 什么 抱歉 我听不懂 What? What? No. Sorry. Can't understand.
有人能听懂吗 没有 Did anyone understand what...? No?
卡朋特 拿过来 Carpenter. Let's have it.
-不 保罗 -快点 - NIENKE: No, Paul. - Come on.
保罗 不要这么做 CASIMIR: Paul, don't do it, please.
你不能交给他 COUNTESS: You can't give it to him.
继续走 不要听他们的 Get moving. Don't listen to them.
保罗 SOPHIE: Paul...
保罗 Paul.
如果你能听到我说话 就摸一下耳朵 If you can hear me, touch your ear.
在幽冥里 周围都是门 In the Nether, with all those doors...
继续走 继续走 Keep on keeping on!
如果你没有发现出口呢 ...what if you didn't find the way out?
如果出口是你创造的呢 What if you created it?
银行就在你下方 The Bank is right below you.
做出你自己的门 保罗 Make your own door, Paul.
继续走 赶快 Keep going! Come on!
他消失了 He's... vanished.
他去哪里了 Where did he go?
下一位 WOMAN: Next, please.
卡朋特先生 Mr Carpenter.
你还有142年才会来这里 You're not due here for 142 years.
额 Um...
我想存个东西 I'd like to make a deposit.
实际上 Actually...
我想做个交易 ...I'd like to make a trade.
威尔斯先生 他做到了 NIENKE: Mr Wells, he's done it.
你可以控制他了 You've got his soul.
快 Quickly.
-门 -门 - The door.- The door!
苏菲 快去拿门 NIENKE: Sophie, quickly, get the door.
咚咚 - SOPHIE: Knock, knock.
不 No.
求你 Please...
求你 求你 Please... please...
爸爸 求你 Dad, please...
求你 Please...
-约翰 -你必须这么做 - John. - You must.
进去 Go.
苏菲 能请你关下门吗 JOHN: Sophie, will you get the door, please?
你在干什么 SOPHIE: What are you doing?
这扇门再也不会被打开 This door will never be opened again.
那保罗怎么办 But what about Paul?
我们怎么让他回来 How do we get him back?
苏菲 Sophie...
哦 Oh, um...
我想这个是你的 ...I think this belongs to you?
爸爸 妈妈 不 Dad! Mum! No!
我们成功了 保罗 We did it, Paul.
还没完全成功 Not quite.
漏了一块 Forgot one.
请坐 Take a seat.
丹尼斯 Dennis!
别担心我这背叛和暗箭伤人的儿子 ARTHUR: Don't worry about my turncoat, backstabbing son.
他不会再打扰你了 是吧 丹…… He won't bother you again, will you, Den...?
对不起 Sorry about that.
汉弗莱非得选择订书机 不是吗 Humphrey had to choose stapler, didn't he?
现在要解决第一件事 你们两个要怎么办 Now, first order of business - what to do with you two.
保罗 Paul,
鉴于你的技能 with your... skillset,
我们认为你最适合失物招领处的 we think you're most suited to a junior position
一个初级职位 in Lost and Found.
哦 太好了 Oh, great.
你们是在逗我呢 PAUL: You've got to be kidding me.
过去的几年 我们伟大的公司可是处于水深火热 The past few years have been a blight on our great firm.
你在听我的心声吗 Are you listening to my thoughts?
捕捉灵魂严重违反了…… JOHN: ..capturing of souls is strictly against...
-苏菲 -确实是 PAUL: Sophie? NIENKE: It is indeed.
你额头上有个奇怪的小虫子 You have a tiny weird bug on your forehead.
抱歉 Sorry.
所有的灵魂均已归还 All souls have been returned...
现在你可以听到我的心声了 PAUL: So now you can hear my thoughts?
我不能屏蔽你吗 I can't block you out?
-……永远 -绝对地 JOHN: ..ever. COUNTESS: Absolutely.
-很好 -那好吧 - JOHN: Good... - OK, then.
既然你现在完全掌控自己的直觉和你的内心 Can I ask, now that you have full control of your instincts,
我能问问 your heart,
你对我还是一样的感觉吗 do you still feel that way for me?
苏菲 JOHN: And, Sophie,
凭借你出色的能力和天赋 with your impressive abilities and your natural talents,
你将通过快道晋升为副总裁 you'll be fast-tracked to the position of VP
负责巧合部门 in the Department of Coincidensation.
你喜欢这个消息吗 苏菲 Do you like the sound of that, Sophie?
所以你还有一样的感觉吗 PAUL: So, do you... feel the same?
苏菲 你喜欢吗 JOHN: Sophie, do you?
是的 Yes. I do.
太好了 Excellent.
客房服务 咚咚 Housekeeping. Knock, knock.
失物招领处 我是保罗 Uh, Lost and Found? Paul speaking.